It seems Rupert's new editorial policy is to have an each-way bet. Because I want to save the trees by not buying newspapers but the lead story in today's Australian was about trees I borrowed someone else's copy. The front page was about the hypocrisy of the Indos saving the forests for outside cash, then the editorial (by Alan Wood or some dinosaur) was about overreacting to GW.

We just need Page Three girls and the paper will have something for everybody.

Interesting suggestion - maybe you could get a job in product design.

You'd probably have to start at The Daily Terror or The Hun though and work your way up...